Well oakaly-doakely, here we done knocked down some crusty ol’ corn on Mt. Tee-lac. Damned if we’s wasn’t a bit shy of the toilet bowl on this one if yous ladies know what I mean. Hell, we’s planed it out all nice ‘n tidy, ‘ceptin’ we din ‘count fer da way up to take so long. Shee-it! If’ we’s was some kinda fat cat in a tree piece suit, we’da made ourselves a drink wid all dat ice in da north bowl. As it was though, we’s jus’ barley cought da tail end of the corn on da way back down. But it sure was one hell of a hay ride boys! Next best thing to the fresh stuff. Wooo -oo-weee!
Stories by Nick Miley 